Is Height A Social Disease?

“I would like to propose a cure for height.  Height is a social construct which provides unfair advantage to tall people.  Studies have shown that tall people are favored as leaders, are picked more often to play basketball, and can reach things that short people cannot.  This makes short people feel inferior.  Therefore, all children who are above the average height should have reduced nutrition to stunt unseemly growth.” –Dr. Linda Silverman